um, HELLO... jay.
tho, eh, now i have to explain why i TiVo'd "the city", that craptastic spin off of a spin off about some girl from the hills, who's personality is equivalent to a soggy bowl of cereal. (because i think we all know that the hills is bad enough! *bleck*!) but what can i say? it was just too depressing coming home each night and having nothing new on the playlist, so desperate times call for desperate measures, as they say...
anyhoo, at least this isn't considered "reality tv". hello no, not in my book! because all you had to do was watch the first five minutes, when whitney was talking to olivia in one of the most PAINFULLY staged "reality tv show" conversations that i have EVER had to sit thru. omfg, i thought, i have to turn this shiteous show off RIGHT NOW... ooooooh but wait. wait. who is that boy that whitney is meeting at the cafe? wow, talk about TMT (totally my type). and then, he speaks... with an australian accent.
ok, i'm done. i'm officially in hearts. which unfortunately means that i now feel compelled to continue to watch this piece of shit just for scenes with jay.
lord help me jesus.
