project runway: swamp thing

yahhhhhhhh that dress was totally flippin' hideous, wasn't it?!?!? and you know it's bad if it's a costume challenge and you still somehow manage to fuck that up. seriously, this is probably the one and only time you can get away with all of that crazy shit that's floating around in your head. and let's face it, this disco reptile fabric was not going to look good as a jumpsuit OR a dress OR as anything. EVER.

and is it just me, or do y'all get the impression that they are keeping logan on the show just because he's hot? (i know that's why i'm still watching.) obviously his designs are hardly mind-blowing. hell, they're not even good. but if he goes home, the fan club goes away. which means the ratings go down. (presuming it's even rating at all at this point.)

however, i will probably also stop watching if he starts slinging hash with carol hannah. seriously, who names their kid carol hannah? that's just way too strawberry shortcake for me. besides, i think that logan needs to hook up with amanda, the model that got stuck wearing the garden-frog-on-acid-dress. (c'mon, if the clothes are going to suck, at least they can update the drama quotient... right?) because really, even the worst season of the real world is still pretty entertaining.

just sayin'.

project runway: the logan show

ok, how scared was i last night when super babe was *this close* to getting kicked off the show... well, very scared.

oh his dress was totally hiddy, don't get me wrong. and he was getting wayyyy too much air time this week, which always means one of two things: 1) he has one of the top designs or 2) he has one of the shiteous designs. and it certainly didn't take me more than, oh, sixty seconds, to figure out which group he was going to end up in.

(((sweat beads)))

but forget about that bad prom-dress-on-acid. let's talk about how they have been starting off each episode with a quick shot of him getting ready in the morning. with wet hair. shirtless. in tight silver pants.

*drool*

and i don't know if michael kors is on some big gay cruise or something, but i miss him. however, thankfully this week they had that bitch-on-wheels stylist to be shitty for him. omg, she was mean. and brilliant. and i loved every second of it! tho i especially liked how right before she gave logan hell, she couldn't help herself and just had to say, "well, i will say that you are reallllly cute. and i really like your silver pants and shoes. nice. now, about that dress..."