yes, i was dying last night. i obviously had some serious heart palpitations and major sweat beads going on when logan and epperson were on the chopping block. because let's face it ~ logan's oktoberfest costume was a million times worse. in fact, i think it was quite possibly the most hideous thing i have ever seen in five seasons.
i think we all knew that logan was in BIG trouble before he even left mood. i'm sorry dude, but you can't buy a fabric just because it's cheaper, or because you're getting extra yardage from it. because shit is shit! which means that you certainly don't need MORE of it. lord. not to mention his crazy idea that wool and wedding dress fabric went really well together... omfg.
but i can't even get in to how mortified i was by the rest of this concoction... it's too painful. but suffice it to say that when the two of them were standing there in front of the judges i thought, oh boy. that's it. he's d-o-n-e. i'm really sad that i won't be seeing his angelic face anymore, but he fucking SUCKS... but then i immediately thought, ohhhhh no, they won't get rid of him! they are going to save his ass again just like they did when he made that wretched prom dress. c'mon, they have to know that's why 90% of the straight girls and 100% of the gay guys are still watching this piece of crap season. they will save him... yes they will!
uh huh. all of that really went thru my head in a mere 15 seconds. impressive or frightening? you decide!