project runway: cape canaveral and the sad purple dress

i think i totally jinxed my reality tv viewing pleasure with that last post, because it only took the requisite 15-20 minutes for me to start playing othello on my iPhone, while thinking that maybe a valium and a gallon of wine actually would be far more exciting than this crap.

what a lame one! obviously i wasn't super excited about this challenge in the first place, tho admittedly was thankful that they weren't designing shiteous speed skating outfits.  (it's definitely way too soon for the wrestling challenge, part II.) 

so i'm thinking, oh yae. olympic outfits. yawn. but along the lines of other things i'd never be caught dead in, i remembered that the US postal service uniform runway show from season one was actually pretty good ~ made even better by the fact that jay's model didn't show up and austin scarlett had to model his outfit. that was bananas!

this runway show however, was NOT bananas. it was totally lame. and to make things worse, i thought that the serial killer made the most interesting outfit, while my boy daniel obviously is losing his shit early on and cranked out the most non-athletic thing ever. now i have no idea wtf is goin on, so i'm going to hold off on my predictions for a while.  i'm clearly putting a curse on everything that i like about the show.

as for the lesser of the two (thirteen) evils, jennifer's dress was obviously not atletic either, but at least it was cute. at least one person would have wanted to wear it, so i would have kept her based on that alone. however, i personally would have sent joe packing based on that kmart inspired lameness.  because it was bad enough with his bizarre definition of a "skort", but the big "USA" up the side was totally RETARDED.  it looked like a spaceship! and who in their right mind would want to parade around in that??? NO ONE.

but while the episode itself was not so entertaining, there were some brilliant quotes -- three of them, to be exact:

terri, after keith took her fabric: "a sistah gotta keep one eye open, that's all i'm sayin'."

super queen, michael kors, re: daniel's dress: "well if your sport is drinking, it's a great dress."

and heidi, with probably the best line EVER: "daniel, you missed this challenge completely. we asked for an outfit to showcase an athlete, and instead you gave us a sad, purple cocktail dress."

ha ha ha ha oh SHOOT ME.  next week better be blog-worthy, otherwise we are going to be talking about madison from million dollar listing every thursday instead.  at least boyfriend knows how to dress!