project runway: double elimination!

*i wish*

and i know that's what ya'll were thinking too when miss leatha and the guido were standing on the runway... just take both of them out now, while you can. PLEASE! 

truthfully i thought that joe's outfit was quiet possibly the most hideous thing i had ever seen in my entire life, but from a personal standpoint at least i can tune him out. on the other hand, stella's voice drives me INSANE, so i definitely think they made the right decision. later sk8ter!

and once again, we had some pretty funny quotes this week. first, holla at ya boy blayne with: "my first thought about a fashion legend was mary-kate olsen. i want every challenge to be about mary-kate. i want to marry mary-kate. who doesn't? i mean, besides tim gunn..." and then with an obvious attempt at simply getting air time: "diane's gonna loooove my look. i saw her give me a little googly eye when i first met her. what can i say? she loves a tan. so it's in the bag." first of all, blayney, fashion "legends" are NOT 23 years old, you idiot. and no, diane does NOT "love a tan." she was actually completely mortified by that stupid blue terry cloth headband you were sportin' for three days straight. or most likely, she thought you were retarded and just felt sorry for you. lord knows that i do most of the time.

then queen kors to stella: "um, the pant? hello?!?! it looks like she's got a little somethin' missin' if you know what i mean!"

and finally, leanne, with probably my most favorite moment in project runway history, as she was running around the room apparently playing hide and seek with herself: "wow, i would love to be a spy. secret agent leanne. and then. hunt. everyone. down. like. an. animal." omg, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER??? she's totally loco! i must have replayed that scene five or six times, because it's almost as if she is reading drametia.com and thinking, ok, i need to give tia and her pals a true serial killer moment.  (because i know that ya'll thought of me when this happened.) totally & completely brilliant.

btw, do we have a new theme emerging? the cry baby one? barf. chicks and fags, always crying. i can't take it anymore!  the only person i don't ever envision crying is terri, probably because she is neither of the above... heh heh.

so since the whole cast is clearly bananas, i'm going to pretend that i watched the show on mute...

leanne's  dress was GORGE. i loved it.  she really IS talented, despite the massive amounts of screws loose in her cabeza.  korto's dress was beautiful too ~ so glad she didn't listen to mr. monotone and ended up keeping the yellow flair.

so. at this point, if i were forced to watch an entire collection from any three of these yahoos (which i will be), right now i'd have to say that i'd choose leanne, korto and... jerell. 

thoughts?