making the band 5: tryouts!

so NOW what??? is there no more danity kane? boo! because despite what you may think, for once this isn't about reality tv. yes, it's actually about the band. yes, i really like them. granted, they're no metallica, but shit, i listened to that first cd for like a month straight. ".... la la la ONE SHOT...!" i even had a little finale party at my casa, where jocey and dt did a little dance number for all of us. it was bananas!

anyhoo, i don't think you have to be a DK fan to know that it was time for aubrey to GO. ugh. i am so over that tranny, and apparently somebody else was too. 

scripted or not, i must say i got immense pleasure from hearing diddy say to her, "what? you want ME to call YOU every time i make a decision that even remotely relates to the band? ME? i'm the mother fuckin' PRESIDENT of bad boy, and you want to me to personally call aubrey and tell her what I'M doing with MY multi-million dollar investment? um, NO.  it doesn't work like that, girlie. and you know what? i shouldn't even be HAVING this mother fuckin' conversation. so you know what? you're out. yes. who wants to go with her?" 

clap clap clap!!!!

my guess is that ebony/wanita/d. woods is going to take him up on that offer. and you know what that means! season 5 is coming! woot! 

hmmm, i wonder if that girl melissa will try out again... or taquita? taquita was fucking HIGHlarious... omg, i just had the scariest vision: kenley, completely devastated from losing project runway, realizes that she had foolishly put her other life-long dream of singing and dancing on the back burner to make alexander mcqueen rip offs, when she suddenly has the brilliant idea to keep her reality tv career going...

ha ha ha ha ha ha! omfg, NO.