"that guest judge jennifer lopez called in sick to the project runway finale fashion show was perhaps the last nail in the coffin for the series, which is now in it's fifth, last, and least-exciting season on bravo... nonetheless, about 600 people packed bryant park's promenade tent for the 9 a.m. taping, to see fashions that weren't worth the frenzy nor the under-eye circles. even judges michael kors and nina garcia chuckled intermittently ~ the latter was spied massaging her temples ~ during the designers presentations... korto momolu showed skill with subtly pleated, jewel-hued frocks and one beautiful floor-length aqua gown. however, it was leanne marshall's sweet-chic sculptural lineup, clearly the crowd favorite, that proved the most interesting." ~ wwd
that pretty much sums it up, doesn't it? moreover, i'm fairly confident that the aforementioned chuckling and temple-rubbing came about during joe's and/or suede's show. i can't even IMAGINE how shiteous those must have been in person. those poor judges. also, jocey had a really good point: did you notice how they didn't even bother with a reunion show this season? we're sick of them, they're sick of each other... at least we're all in agreement on that.
if you had told me two months ago that not only would leanne win, but that by the end i'd actually be rooting for her... so crazy! but naturally i liked her line the best ~ all white and t$ blue, monochromatic, and modern ~ probably because it looked like my apartment. and i must say that i thought that tia was the prettiest model to win yet! (heh heh.) seriously, remember christian's model, lisa? omg, girlfriend looked like the toucan from the fruit loops cereal box.
korto's line reminded me too much of chloe's ~ all of that heavy, shiny fabric that looked like it was better suited for drapes in some wealthy, 65 year-old widow's park avenue apartment than on a runway. and kenley... seriously, how DELUSIONAL can a person be? (even I recognized the balenciaga and alexander mcqueen rip offs, and i'm certainly not the target audience for those two designers.) then when she said to queen kors, "oh yah, i should probably take a class in fashion history..." um hello? this isn't some chanel dress from 1962 we're talking about ~ these are dresses that just came out six months ago.
idiot!
so i know that i speak for all of us when i say that it was certainly a pleasure to see her come in 3rd, and the utterly shocked look on her face when they didn't even HESITATE to get her smarty pants ass off of that stage.
ding dong the witch is dead!
ok peeps, i'm outty. and despite all of my bitching, it was admittedly quite entertaining to make fun of these yahoos all season long. but don't despair! season six starts in january!
xo~
t$
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