project runway: double elimination!

for reals this time! so happy that obviously the judges were thinking the same thing we were. omg, this season is taking forfuckingever. time to lop off as many heads as possible. um, are you guys sure we can only eliminate two? how about four? hey! how about all of them?

so between me wishing for that last week, then it actually happening, and my crazy dream vs. the actual party attendees... wow. definitely bizarre. i'm beginning to think that my repeated viewings of paranormal state are starting to pay off.  

omg, WHAT is kenley's problem!??!  she's starting to remind me of veruca salt. yes, i am all for defending your design, but only if it's good. not, however, if your model looks like like queen elizabeth and minnie mouse's lesbian love child on a some crazy LSD trip. moreover, why she thought that she was in the position to argue with queen kors and francisco costa is beyond me. (i think michael summed it up best with, "you know, i think there is a lotttt of self-delusion happening today!!!")

my pick last night would have been suede and blayne OUT based on shiteous outfits, then terri and veruca OUT for shiteous attitudes ~ i think they both need a mayjah reality check. oh well, at least we got rid of one of them.  and at least blayne can get back to his hairdresser and tanning bed asap.

other than that, i don't have much to say about last night, tho i was just slightly alarmed to find out that i share my astro sign with veruca and korto. (lord help me jesus!) but i can promise you that veruca has her rising sign in 'arrogant' and her moon in 'annoying' or something, because there is no way ~ NO WAY ~ that she really is a true aquarian. because if she is, i'm in big fucking trouble.

oh yes. one more thing: i thought mr. monotone was quite entertaining (in an accidental sort of way) when he was pairing people up by sign. it was also very reminiscent of that fabby scene in bridget jones' diary, when shazzer was explaining to bridget, "bridge, introduce people with thoughtful details such as 'shelia, this is daniel. daniel, this is shelia. shelia enjoys horse riding and comes from new zealand. daniel enjoys publishing and comes...' " bridget: " '...all over your face?' " heh heh heh.

tim: "kenley, you're an aquarius, and you're paired up with wes, who is a scorpio. wes, kenley is completely fucking bananas and if she makes that balenciaga dress one more time i'm totally going to hurl. kenley, wes was only here for like two weeks, but at least he got a boyfriend out of the whole fiasco. he also managed to leave with his pride and reputation intact. but i'm quite positive that i don't forsee the same outcome for you, you looney bitch."

until next week...