well if you can never eat it again you might as well have a proper send off, right? at least that was my reasoning as i was feeling incredibly sorry for myself while i was at the grocery store, buying unsweetened soy milk and frozen blueberries.
*bleck*
true to form, this is when miss veruca chimes in: please? just one more time. it will be fun. and yummy. i mean really, if you can never eat red vines again you should probably do it tonight, before you start your food journal. the evil food nazi will never know! oh, and you might as well go big, so get the one pound bag of red vines, not that meager and sad box that only has like 20 pieces. she also somehow convinced me to get ben & jerry's strawberry shortcake ice cream, since dairy is now out too.
so that was the funeral. it was also my dinner. needless to say, i had the absolute worst stomach ache ever. i also think i was in a sugar coma. went to sleep at 9pm feeling only slightly guilty... i was still feeling way too sorry for myself to feel anything else.
but yes, veruca was right -- it was totally fucking yummy.
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