btw, all of this fascinating detail is not from memory. oh no. if i was doing this all from memory it would be about 5 sentences long, with many references to "sandra", "locked safe", "pilsen", "hot", "dirt/y", "beach" and "queso". that would be about it. butt miss h. and i had the brilliant idea to jot all of this stuff down so i could write about it when we got back. that was probably the most intelligent thought we had all week!
that said, i'm looking at my chicken scratch right now and next to day 6 it says "*social star*!!"
huh? i have no idea what in the hell that means either, so why don't we both figure it out as i type my notes verbatim...
"playa hermosa es muy bonita. swim swim. rain rain. manzanillo, y miss h. chats up the german. finds out we're 4 weeks into off season. that explains it. miss h. offers augustus gloop a ride. turns out to be top of hill. my death awaits me. flor blanca hotel for g&g. bartender HOT yet dumb as rocks and slow as molasses in january. buzzalina -- knew it was going to be crazy rest of day. melrose place afternoon at pool and all race to see mama monkey with baby. other melrose place couples pair up and cheat on us singletons for dinner, but we still watch hockey later and explain we're not lesbians."
ok, that was pretty fuckin' funny! i think i'm going to have to do that for the rest of the posts.
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