so let's start this one off on a positive note for a change, shall we?#1 SUEDE: gotta love how i literally threw that nasty post about him up right before little missy goes on to rock that uber-fabby dress. and did ya'll notice that his model's name is tia? seriously, if that isn't gay jesus at work i don't know what is... i certainly felt the smack down as i was watching the show. anyhoo, love love LOVED this dress! and if i were 5'11" and weighed 105 i'd probably go on bluefly.com right this very minute and order one. (grade: A+)
#2 DANIEL. major hearts for this one. (and as a bonus you don't need to be skeletor to wear it.) but you already knew that whoever would choose to make a dress out of royal blue plastic cups that are normally used for a game of quarters would be a force to be reckoned with. not to mention, he's cute, he's gay, he's talented, and his name is daniel. so since the other cute/gay/talented daniel didn't win in season 2, this guy might have a very good chance. i'm going to put him in my big winner slot for now. (grade: A)
#3 KENLEY. another great dress if you have a body like a giraffe. (tho that collar is just slightly reminiscent of christian's final runway show, is it not??) michael kors was right in that she was the only one who used this fabric the way it should be used, and natalie portman was right in that you have to like kenley because she has a very cool look to her, like "a broad right out of the 40's." i did have just the slightest hint of some crazy last night, but i'm going to hold off on the lithium prescription for now. (grade A-)
#4 EMILY. super cuters. too bad her whorebag model only bought like a foot of fabric. still, i thought that this was made very well and fit like a glove. however, i also can't help that i've seen every season at least once, therefore rainman must give deductions for a very santino-looking braid. and since i haven't heard her do a great tim gunn and andre at the red lobster impersonation yet, i have to deduct a bit more. (grade B)
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