you're either in or you're out!

you know, i actually use that phrase quite often when dishing out my pop psychology dating advice, but not today. because today we are actually going to discuss project runway 5!

                                  ****intermission****

eh, er... ok, i've admittedly lost just a bit of enthusiasm about this post after spending the past 20 minutes on the bravoTV website. there are just wayyyyy too many designers in the beginning, so i was obviously delusional when i thought that i could wade through that hot mess of a runway show and actually throw out some predictions for the final three.  so let's just begin with a shout out of noteworthy peeps for now. 

and in honor of my A.D.D. (and your sanity), i'm going to have to break this shit up throughout the week, so let's start with the obvious, shall we?

BLAYNE. ok, you think i'd like this guy because he's a self-admitted tanning addict and has pretty decent highlights, even tho he does look like my crack-addict cousin from some trailer park in mississippi.  

um, NO. 

because the only thing worse than us level-7 blondes being pale is having bad teeth, and this boy has a mouth like a white picket fence.  also, what UP with his faux getto fab slang?  (he actually said to time gunn, "holla at yo boy, tim!") furthermore, am i the only one that noticed how he kept sniffing?  sniff! sniff! snifffffff! if this were A&E instead of bravo, they probably would have come right out and asked him, "soooo blayney, how's that meth lab coming along? better than your designs, we hope! woot!" instead, they give you two or three isolated shots of just him sniffing, as if to say, "you do the math." then to top it all off, he made some uber-shiteous wannabe heatherette body suit, so unless boyfriend can reign in the crazy, he's OUT. then again, he's going to make for some very good TV.