project runway: out of the closet!

"you know, being gay in salt lake city is really difficult."

ah. thank you keith. thank you for getting that cleared up right at the start of week 3, so i don't have to wonder about that for the next four months. (or probably more like four weeks -- IF THAT -- based on the train wreck of a frock you made last night. meh!)  but more on that later.

first i'd like to give a shout out to my viewing guest(s) last night ~ rlo and her friend "helen". now rlo is funny enough on her own, but add helen into the mix? HIGHlarious.

ok, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that when they have this many designers, they can't possibly show you the behind-the-scenes-drametia on each person. so obviously whoever is getting all of the airtime before the runway show is either in or they're out. it's also pretty obvious who's in BIG TROUBLE.

now back to keith.

i totally jinxed the boy in my last post by giving him the cute pass ~ i knew right then that the clock started ticking.  and while i'm glad he announced his gayness, i was admittedly just a bit sad about it. (i mean, i'm used to all of the hot boys being gay in real life, but now on all of my tragic reality tv shows too?  boo!) also, when i realized that we were only 15 minutes into the show and he had been talking for about 13 of them... uh oh. then one look at that damn fugly dress on his form and... uh oh! however, no homo would ever let any girl wear a dress that ill-fitted (trust me on this one), so who knows? perhaps he just thinks he's gay. maybe he grew up thinking that he could either be gay or be mormon? yes! that must be it.

i give him two more weeks.

as for the rest of the frocks, my guest judge(s) and i were in total agreement ~ we even went as far as ranking them correctly in order, 1-6.  the only surprise being was that the serial killer's twin sister didn't get kicked off for that god-awful "clock inspired" (??), matronly, poorly constructed dress. and i'm sorry, but it looked way more "amish-inspired" than anything. horrible!

speaking of the serial killer, is it me or is she getting creepier by the minute?  she talks sooooo slow and deliberate, as if that's the only way she can control her inner crazy from jumping out on the runway. (rlo's HIGHlarious comment at this point was, "omg, her hair is so oily... and that's NOT hair product.)  anyway, you just know that leanne goes back to the workroom after everyone is asleep, tries on jerry's raincoat & yellow glove outfit from week one and practices wielding the axe a la christian bale in american psycho.  

you know, just in case.