project runway: no me gusta!

#9 KELLI. ok, there is good tight (i.e. kenley's dress) and then there is this shit. it's also way too short. not sure where she was going with this one, but i'm quite positive she was happy that she had immunity. (grade D)

#10 JERELL. heyyyyyyyyy vegas tranny hooker. ugh!  (grade D)

#11 JOE. this is very miss usa pageant, isn't it? which can never be good. however, i will refrain from giving him a F since he was the only person who made this barfy tree bark color look even remotely wearable. (grade D-)

#12 KORTO. i think korto's a bitch. there, i said it. i thought so too last week, i just never got around to blogging about her.  she reminds me of zulu or whatever the fuck her name was from season 2, the one that yelled at kara janx: "ok, you can cry, but you're gonna need to CUT and CRY at the same time!" which now that i think about it, that was actually kind of funny. korto, on the other hand, is not funny. nor is she remotely likable. and i'm sorry, but no girl -- NOT ONE -- wants wings on the side of her dress making her ass looking even one millimeter bigger than it actually is. retard. (grade F)

#13 JENNIFER. i'm starting to get confused between jennifer and leanne. they both kinda scare me, but for totally different reasons. they look a lot alike, and obviously both of them are really good at making shiteous clothes. like this dress, for example. THIS IS NOT A COCKTAIL DRESS! it looks like something you would get at target before a 3-day carnival cruise to ensenada. and you know how much i like both of those things. (grade F)

#14 LEANNE. ah, my favorite serial killer almost went home!  and rightfully so. that dress was just beyond ugly, made worse by the fact that little miss crazy actually thought she was going to win. YES. she looked like she was seriously going to have a nervous breakdown when she was standing there with wesley awaiting the final verdict. you could almost see the insanity seeping out of the corners of her brain while her eyes were rolling back in her head. i swear, if she had been up there for 5 more minutes you would have seen a major bloodbath, with cute little natalie portman's head on a stick at the end of it. (grade F)

#15 WESLEY. totally and completely hideous. auf wiedersehen, wesley! (grade F)